Speed Run Asstroids

Arrow keys to steer
↑ Up Arrow to thrust

Enjoy the parallax starfield as you pilot your ship through a bold, minimalist experience featuring:

• one (1) level

• no restart button

• no next level

• no customization

• no multiplayer

• no future updates planned

• almost no human-written code

Is it fun? Maybe briefly.
Will it fix your marriage? Absolutely not.
Did I spend ~8 hours making this? Yes.
Would I do it again? Ask me after I lie down for a bit.